Monday, March 23, 2009

Yesterday's Feeding Profile

"You have used 1101 out of your net daily budget of 1500 calories and have 399 calories remaining. 36% of the calories are from fat, 25% from protein, 39% from carbs and 0% from alcohol." 


Damn - obviously I am deficient in alcohol and should drink more.

1 comment:

  1. Well quite. Well, not quite. This is not really funny. Not even a bit funny. I mean, in fact, this is so offensive. 0 calories from alcohol? Do you have any idea how offensive that is to certain people - the preferred term is sobriophobes - who simply do not accept a day without alcohol?

    0 calories from alcohol? You may as well claim 0 calories from fruit&veg! Yes! Absolutely! It's *just the same*.

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