I am starting to make a practice of visiting and reviewing cafés and it is time for me to establish some guidelines for myself.
I am going to stop making comparisons whenever possible. Each café deserves to be judged on its own merits and I’d like to keep comparisons to a minimum.
I want to be able to rate a café with my own rating system. I have my own criteria for judging coffee that are largely similar to those used in cupping coffees, but I also have other criteria about the venue, the service, the style and the experience offered. Naturally for a coffee snob though, my focus is on the coffee.
My rating system will award 'Beans' to cafés. I had thought of a 'three bean' scale, but the ‘five’ scale is so much more common that people may misinterpret a three bean sale and think I have rated a place too low. After all I am hardly ‘Michelin’ (although my similarity to the ‘Michelin man’ has been previously noted).
So my ‘Beans’ rate from one to five, no half beans but there is a 5-bean rosette (as opposed to a line of 5 beans) that I will award to places that in my opinion are truly outstanding. I’ll get around to making the graphics later and I’ll add them to previous reviews as well as new ones.
Do I sound like a total tosser yet? Doesn’t really matter though – MY BLOG! Muahahahahahaha.
SO, on with the reviews!
Since I heard
Velvet Espresso mentioned, I have been meaning to get off the CAT on the way to work and try it.
This morning, on an impulse I did.

Velvet are located on King Street, between Hay Street and St Georges Terrace. The place was full, with a large crowd of cyclists in attendance, lean greyhounds trying their hardest to make me feel fat. (Ok, they were totally ignoring me but that doesn’t absolve them!)
The single 3-group Synesso dominates the counter and it was servicing a brisk trade.
My double ristretto was classic. It rates right up there with the best in Perth, but had enough points

of difference to make it interesting. It was clean, and intense, a blending of choclate and spice flavours but with more chocolate than spice.
I have had from time to time some 99% chocolate, and the aftertaste of the shot was very reminiscent of that. The mouthfeel was warm and thick without being cloying and the nose was rich and intoxicating.
The crema was a lovely mahogeny - I took photos of that (to be posted later).
A flat white followed – smooth and the coffee cut through the milk with ease. The temperature was just right and both the shot and the milk were sweet. The latte art can speak for itself in the photos!
The New Norsia fruit toast I ordered is a personal favourite that I find goes very will with good coffee and I love to see it on the menu at a café.
Fruit toast is simple to prepare and in my opinion is always a winner. It was served with a generous portion of butter – and I silently thanked the coffee gods for a café that understands how tacky those little portion control packs can be.
The staff are quick and friendly, and Justin seems to have a sixth sense – he came out and introduced himself, knowing something was up.
It was a champion effort all around and they are an impressive crew in a great venue and I can give the highest recommendation if you are in Perth and in need of a coffee.

I took a number of photos – I’ll only post two for now and the rest when I get home tonight.
Oh yeah - the ratings. . .
Velvet Espresso are quite definitely a
5 Bean Rosette.